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Muscle cars of the 1960s and 1970s are absolute pigs to drive, and they are outshined by even basic economy cars of the present day in almost every way that matters.

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Following years of calls for Washington’s NFL team to change its mascot, the franchise has agreed to replace its Redskins name and logo. And of course, this has spurred two very different reactions.  

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It has been quite a while since I began my series doling out advice to dads to be with my breadth of knowledge on the subject (read: I’m still incompetent but have yet to cause serious harm to my one child).

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During a trip to Washington, D.C. a few years ago, I traversed the National Mall to take in some of the nation’s most iconic structures.

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If the coronavirus has shown us anything, there are far more epidemiologists, virologists and health experts in America than most could have ever imagined. Well, if you consider the comments being thrown around on social media, anyway.

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On March 15, the call to quarantine came for my wife and I. Beginning the next day, we would both be working from home, and preparations began.

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Recently, I accepted my wife’s request to join her at a party thrown by her employer.

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I was not blessed with ability to construct or mend things. Now, it can be argued that no skills, other than those necessary for life, are truly innate, but I’m convinced some are destined to be bad at certain tasks from the moment they are born. I would argue my handiwork around the house i…

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It is unfortunate that dogs, perhaps the most loyal, loving and friendliest companions we will ever have, are subject to the ravages of time. 

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Fatherhood is a venture into the unknown, and much of being a dad is learning on the fly. But I am here — with my extensive three months experience as a dad — to answer some of the pressing questions you may have as you prepare to enter dad-dom.

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A few months ago, a consultant working with Milton on its master plan for the park at the former Milton Country Club property said a major aspect of reopening the site is giving it a name. After all, a name provides a sense of place, such as Providence Park or Birmingham Park. It can also se…

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The pregnancy is over, the delivery is complete, the hospital stay has concluded, and you are home with your baby, reveling in this new role of dad. 

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The man waiting for his new tires to be installed was in a talking mood. Punctuated by the yelping of impact wrenches, he talked at length about what is wrong with the modern truck market. You see, he said, the issue is that new trucks are way too big, technological and expensive.

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It is time we jump back into your entry into fatherhood, and I am here to serve as your expert on the subject with all of two months of experience as a dad under my belt. We will pick things back up where we left off — baby is finally here, and your family is coming together in the hospital. 

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It is time we jump back into your entry into fatherhood, and I am here to serve as your expert on the subject with all of two months of experience as a dad under my belt. We will pick things back up where we left off — baby is finally here, and your family is coming together in the hospital. 

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It has all led to this. In previous installments we have covered a wide array of topics on preparing you for the day your bundle of joy arrives. You are still nowhere near what any person with even the most basic vocabulary would call “ready,” but there is no more time. Baby is arriving. 

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It’s time to dive into some more tips and tricks to prepare you for fatherhood. If you missed my first installment, “So, you’re going to be a dad,” I am sharing all the fatherhood experience and expertise I have gained in my extensive background as a father, which now extends to a full month…

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Where cars are concerned, living in the United States versus Europe has its pros and cons. On the negative side, Europe has a far larger share of practical, quick and fun hot hatchbacks which I adore. European roads are often engineered to go around geological challenges, which typically res…

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My wife has given me grief over the years because I refuse to join her on roller coasters. She loves them, but the thought of riding on what is essentially a sweaty, metal, human catapult sends nervous shutters down my spine. 

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In the last few months, local officials have passed a number of measures to combat vaping among teens, an issue many parents and school officials say is an epidemic impacting students’ health and well-being. 

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It will likely take a few more years before John Q. Public has realized that Genesis is now its own division. I know because seemingly everyone I spoke to during my week with the Genesis referred to it as a model from Hyundai, not a separate luxury division of the South Korean automaker. 

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Manufacture a car or crossover with a price tag under $20,000 these days and it seems almost obligatory the sales team will market it as a vibrant, fun choice for under 30s. For evidence, look no farther than Kia’s ad department using punchy electronic music and dancing hamsters, for some re…

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I have the upmost respect for anyone who has honed their singing, dancing or performing skills to produce a thoroughly enjoyable act. That said, I hold some STDs in higher regard than television talent shows.  

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I would make a terrible film critic. I was fairly sure of this, but the point was driven home when I recently heard two people discussing the merits of a certain film. They debated at length the character building and struggle throughout the movie, the subtle symbolism presented, the way the…

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Isaac Asimov issued many predictions in a New York Times article highlighting the 1964 World’s Fair and what such a fair would be like in 50 years. 

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In the range of subcompact SUVs and spaghetti westerns, there is “The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.” In BMW’s range of “sport activity coupes,” the X2 xDrive 28i is simultaneously all three. 

Hyundai has packed the 2019 Santa Fe to the brim with safety features. But unlike many other manufacturers, the Korean automaker is not doing away with  safety components that often get overlooked or outright thrown out in today’s touchscreen, voice-controlled and driver attention-monitoring…

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For generations, paranoid parents have blamed television for glorifying sex, violence, criminal activity and a myriad of other factors they consider a moral detriment to their sons and daughters. But even Apache gunship of helicopter parents have no issue with what I consider to be a truly w…

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I recently spoke with Bill Purdie, president of the new nonprofit Milton Arts Council, and he brought up an interesting point. Purdie heralded the Milton Theatre Company, stating their productions are more on par with a professional troupe than a group of high school-aged teens. And with tha…

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I don’t say “bless you” when someone sneezes. I refuse to utter the phrase for many reasons, chief of which is the fact that I don’t believe sneezing leaves someone susceptible to demonic possession, having their soul stolen or that it wards off the Black Plague. Secondly, I believe that it …

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I recently had a discussion with a friend regarding his 16-year-old daughter and her newly pressed driver’s license. He was wrought with anxiety over her traversing the roads alone, anguished that she now has newfound freedom away from home and has taken a major step toward womanhood.

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I am completely in support of radio stations banning the tune, “Baby, It’s Cold Outside.” Not because I feel the song is inappropriate, rather it is because I can’t stand Christmas music of any sort. 

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“Without question, Atlanta is the worst sports town in America. If the New York Yankees are the standard for excellence in baseball, Atlanta is the epitome of the bottom of the barrel when it comes to fan support.”

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While I respect Carson’s opinion on Thanksgiving, I also condemn it as un-American. What other holiday is more representative of Americans than an entire day dedicated to gluttony, greed, sloth, and if you’ve ever seen how good my roast duck looks coming out of the oven — lust. 

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It’s not often we stop to ponder our own career, and more often than not, we view the negatives before we readily appreciate the better aspects of what pays the mortgage. And I must say, I have a damn interesting job. 

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I was quite upset when I first laid eyes on the MINI Cooper Countryman when it was launched in 2010. I’ve had an affinity for MINI since I first grabbed the key’s to my older brother’s Cooper and essentially stole it for a test drive many years ago.

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Idi Amin was a Ugandan military officer and served as the country’s president from 1971-79, a fantastically interesting and tyrannical reign. 

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High school football games are an onslaught to the senses. The smell of grilled hamburgers permeates the air so greatly you can almost taste them. Sights of freshly painted helmets, the fans decked out in school colors and the impeccably green turf fills the eyes. There’s the touch of the fa…

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It is easily forgotten that there was criticism of Atlanta being considered an expansion market for Major League Soccer around six years ago.

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I believe there is no better area in the state to be a high school sports journalist than North Fulton and Forsyth County. Unless you are a lazy sports journalist, that is.

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I have felt the rush of hitting a home run to secure a championship. I have experienced the thrill of making a buzzer-beating layup to win a game. I have had adrenaline surge through my veins after making a crucial block that sprung a running back loose for a touchdown. I have made a soccer …

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With spring on the horizon, wedding season will soon be in full swing. And as their special day approaches, brides-to-be are emitting such a vast amount of anxiety that astronomers are warning of the creation a wedding-stress-induced black hole that will bring the end to Earth as we know it.

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Michael Williams, a conservative candidate for governor, is quick to point out that he was the first elected official in the state to publicly endorse Donald Trump. And for the past 18 months, he hasn’t so much ridden on the coattails of President Trump as much as clawed to his leg, begging …