May 07, 2013 | 08:51 AM

What's the point of keeping names and addresses? I really want to know that. They going to come knock on my door, invade my privacy, and ask why I bought a hooka? I'll just start using apples and fruit as bongs. Maybe then the county will start harassing the fruit stand I bought it from and tax them. It's your freedoms folks, kiss em goodbye.

Henry Rollins