I have come up with the perfect solution to one of the major problems of out time. It is the Children of America crying in our grocery stores at all times.
American shopping mothers are constantly is a frenzy. They end up rushing through their shopping expeditions. They lose control and forget to buy all the groceries that they intended to buy. This is also having a deleterious effect on the energy crisis because they have to use more gasoline to go back to the store to buy what they forget to get on the first trip.
American shopping fathers are unhappy too. They get just as confused and end up buying the wrong beer.
Crying Grocery Store Children come in 2 varieties…
Ř Those children that want to get into the shopping carts.
Ř Those children that want to get out of the shopping carts.
My solution is as obvious as it is simple...Get Rid Of The Shopping Carts!
Shopping carts are the culprits. It certainly could not be Mommy's Little Darlings.
Trust me on this one. My Father owned a neighborhood grocery store. This is where I get my inspiration and insight into this thorny issue.
