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FOOLISHNESS....OR IS IT?
Hope you enjoy my mind wanderings. Always thought provoking. Usually published with serious humor.

Solving The Gas Crunch
If Congress takes quick action, this terrible situation will become just a bad memory.
July 12, 2008 | 11:09 PM

I am at Lake Oconee. I just visited with the next-door neighbor. While I was in his garage, the fix hit me like a ton of bricks. The solution has been right before our eyes all along but we have been just too blind to see it.

During the time in his, he showed me his pristine Chevrolet Corvette. When he showed me his Corvette he said, "This, of course, never leaves the garage". I have heard this "never leaves the garage" statement from many other proud Corvette owners.

Do you see it yet? This is the fix for our gas shortage! Congress simply needs to take the following steps…

1. Pass a law that requires that all male heads of households in America buy a Corvette.

2. In this same law require that this be the only car that these households can own.

There it is. America's garages would be full of Corvettes. There would be no one driving on the roads of America. There would be no gas being used by all those nested Corvettes. The demand for gas would fall like a rock. The price of gas would fall like another rock. OPEC would be begging Congress to do something to help them out of their over supply fuel crisis. Congress could sleep the good sleep that comes with the satisfaction of a job well done.

Would I kid u?

SmartFella?


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These are our reader's opinions and thoughts.The opinions on this site are posted by our readers, and are not edited by Appen Inc.
July 29, 2008 | 01:32 AM

I think your articles make us think outside of the box. Never had a corvette but if i did, it wouldn't stay in the garage. I'm open for a replay of the fifties.Want to come along. .

cindoretta
I got it!
July 16, 2008 | 03:59 PM

If you like lake oconee, move there. Get out of the hustle and bustle of Atlanta and move to the lake. All of you people here have no idea what the lake was like back in the early 80's since I've been here. You are all newcomers. Welcome!! Just don't tell too many friends 'bout it.

William Cobb
Movies are entertaining and comics are amusing
July 14, 2008 | 10:15 AM

These writings are not.They serve no purpose and are boring.The writer may think that they are brilliant, but in REALITY THEY ARE BORING.

Rob
Stop hating..
July 14, 2008 | 09:09 AM

These are entertaining and amusing.

PHS
You really write "food for thought" NOT
July 13, 2008 | 09:11 AM

it's getting boring and lame. don't you do anything else with your summer?

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